DEAR HOOMAN CARETAKERS,
I SPID TEH ENEMY. I HAS SEEN THEM IN DA BAFROOM BEFORE, BUT THEY WUZ ALWAYS RESTRAIND. ITZ CLEVR DISGUIZE DID NOT FOOL ME 4 WAN MINIT. THAR WUZ LOTZ OV DIS INVADIN CREACHUR SO I HAD 2 BE SURE 2 ATTACK TEH LEADR. IT WUZ NOT EASY. THEY APPEARD 2 ALL BE TEH SAME, BUT I KNEW. THEY WUZ STILL IN THEIR VEHICLE WHEN I CAME UPON THEM. TEH SHINY BUBBLE KEPT THEM CLUSTERD CLOSE TOGETHR, BUT THEY WUZ NO MATCH 4 ME. I POUNCD, BIT AN KICKD TEH LEADR INTO SUBMISHUN. IT WUZ NOT EASY, BUT IM SURE THEY R NO LONGR THREAT.
U R WELCOM.
TIPPY TEH (KITTEH) KAT
The above is the note I found with these photographs.
I am glad for the note because I was sure to be confused by the state of the roll of toilet tissue without an explanation.
Is this enemy living in your bathroom? If so, please keep it "restraind" or your cat may be called into service protecting you!
The Hopeful Romantic